By hahaohyeahwow - 24/09/2014 04:24 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML
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He said he had to poop (lmfao) and did it in there. Also, he cannot do it twice in a night. He literally just passes out. Ha.

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onealmxwilson 18

Am I the only one wondering how long he was in the bathroom?

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worldclassrager 39

You can still go for it...he just won't have a great ******...or just wait until next time...

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bayy1432 14

Guys usually last longer the second time around so hopefully you guys tried again?

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thewife5 19

He rather get turned on by his hand than you?? Weird

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miyaviichan 27

Lol I did that to my boyfriend once. He was taking too long! It just kind of happened, slipped past the point of no return.

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Shiny_nickels 14

You know what they say, it's the thought that counts... Right?

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Oh_bother44 11

People who don't have a lot of free time... People that don't live alone and have to plan around times when the roommates, children, or parents in some cases will be away

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Solano2580 24

YDI for not waiting 10 mins for it to "recharge"

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allplayedout 20

Well if that happened as fast as it did, probably for the best you didn't have to be disappointed. He'll last longer if he cleans the pipes first.

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