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Hmmm can you say future rapist?
Sounds like a freakin rapist
Ouchhh
Haha sounds exactly like what my husband would say!!
Yeah, I've heard that one. My other "favorite" is when he says, 'This is why you shouldnt be near me.'
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a lesson to remember
whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.