By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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DocBastard 38

And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!

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NoFeet 4

Tell him he can be Super Undersized Penis Man

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Most girls get moody from Pms. But if it's irritating him in a way where he thinks your a huge bitch, maybe you are, OR maybe you should find someone who is more tolerable to your moodiness. My ex thought I was a bitch, but my current is like "well, you're moody, but I can handle it." and deals.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Plus, I don't understand how being a huge bitch is a superpower. If it was, all of us women would be superheroes at some point.

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AznSamoan52 10

There is a line between being honest and just being plain rude. I am pretty sure Op's boyfriend crossed the the line to be a asshole.

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agtxero 2

You got to give him credit, that was a witty line

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brokenboy124 4

It was a funny line, but for all the people saying to dump him and whatnot: My wife and I make jokes like this to each other all the time. It depends on your relationship if these comments get laughed at or if they can destroy everything. If I made the same comment to some of my exs, then fighting would have begin. My wife would have laughed at me and called me a jerk, then moved on with her life.

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Factor_fml 6

f your wife's life for having to laugh off your insults.

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brokenboy124 4

She gives them as good as she gets. We both tease one another. We are secure enough in our relationship to have fun with one another. It may not be the same dynamic as everyone else's relationship, but it works for us. There is no need to judge me based on the fact my wife and I have fun together.

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scuttlebuttz 1

Well maybe if you weren't such a bitch.... (I kid of course)

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outoftown 26

#46, Aha, the famous, "I'm kidding" excuse. It doesn't work. It just makes you sound like an ass who can't stand by his own insults.

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purpledrizzle 5

Wow, your boyfriend is the greatest superhero of all! The Hand! He doesn't need lovin' from you when that hand is working out great for him ;)

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kjklopu 1

I wanna vote for ur life sux but its at 369

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