By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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DocBastard 38

And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!

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NoFeet 4

Tell him he can be Super Undersized Penis Man

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whythey 7

Your boyfriend is a douche !! i would of cursed him out...

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blondecat 6

And he could be the single jerk with the power of being dumped!:)

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The_F3rris 11

So...are you a bitch?

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blondecat 6

This is how to dump him: say and you could be the ugly single guy, with the power of being dumped.

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numbersystem 4

He could be the coma, cuz you'll put him in one with a bitchslap!

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challan 19

I am scetching this up tonight! I see you as a Japanese woman, your flag as your cape, a maxi with wings as your flying carpet, tampon as parachute and used as a battering ram and your Nemesis is Dr. Yeast.

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Spectre529 12

i wouldnt take it personally.. yeah you should be mad, but it doesnt help to be mad. so just move on, and move past it and it will be better for you =D

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sadgirl1001 4

If he thinks you are such a bitch then why is he with you?

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