By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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DocBastard 38

And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!

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NoFeet 4

Tell him he can be Super Undersized Penis Man

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TheInscrutable 0

19 - I don't know why anybody would thumb that down that's a great MK reference considering I'm a big fan

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Namenlos_fml 20

The irony of this is that if he's right, he's probably the reason for it.

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PipingMouse 14

Well can he have babies? I'm sure that can be his super power, he can be your sidekick!

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Jasonf6 0

Are you though? In any case that was funny.

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totheforest84 4

Why are bitches always mad when called out for it? Assholes seem to embrace it.

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rainbowteehee 6

Um he's a sexist ass hole... U don't have to be on your period to be a bitch, u can be a bitch with out it. He needs to get his facts right

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catzink 2

Haaahahah!!! That's great! That's not an fml!

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zuelhater 7

That's awesome!!!! Are you two getting married?

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