By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
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DocBastard 38

And he could be the Amazing Single Asshole. His superpower is making stupid statements and getting dumped SUPER fast!

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NoFeet 4

Tell him he can be Super Undersized Penis Man

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Fusion55 7

Haha that's a good one.

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coolguy53111 5

Guess you Can only be a hero 5-7 days of the month

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megeegan 3

Haha yes! Costume wise I would say you need a dark red cape, with bright red spandex suiting and a bloody tampon in a blue diamond on the chest. And a midol ad on the cape.

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andrew6p 19

Noorfml, ur one of my favorite commenters on fml

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TehParteh 9

I feel like a lot of fmls are people who joke around and someone takes it to heart.

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Stoopid_life 2

And you could scare away the villains with your PMS.

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DinoDropns 1

Bahahaha!!!! Funny as hell!!!!

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PetPetAngel 2

That's when you say, "I'm the Period because I end things, like this relationship."

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infinitron 7

I may have broken my ribs laughing at that.

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