By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
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Cads1 24

Lucky for you, guys never really grow up.

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MDoremis 38

I'd be such an alcoholic if I dated a bartender.

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worldclassrager 39

Let's say that was his dream before he met you...you didn't say what time frame...

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pdp_fml 21

You both must be young ones. Just know that there are many other boys/men that probably will be interested in you, so don't worry too much.

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imshadyxo 25

How old are yous? And who aspires to be just a bartender lol

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pooldude 24

i don't knows hows olds theys ares but being a bartender is a honest day job and pays better then some of the other options. so Yah why not aspire to be a bartender. everyone has different dreams. BTW you added "s" next to you

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nuka_cola 15

Well your still teens so your relationship will likely fail anyway

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Keiraquarium 12

Still a but of a bummer to know that your partner actually WANTS it to fail

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SoloAutotunE 17

I'm looking to be a bartender too. the single part though, not so much

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bad_boyfriend 10

If I was dating a girl and she said she only had aspirations to be a bartender, that would be the end of that relationship. I've seen 60 year old bartenders, that shouldn't be something people aspire to.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Hanging around a bar all the time tends to lend itself to alcoholism, also most people who work in bars tend to be on an evening schedule which prematurely ages people physically.

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BamBAmGG 14

If his main aspirations in life are to be a single bartender, you could definitely find someone better OP.

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rainbowsRlove 15

sounds like a hint hope you're not too invested

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