By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
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Cads1 24

Lucky for you, guys never really grow up.

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MDoremis 38

I'd be such an alcoholic if I dated a bartender.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Believe in his dreams. Help him get halfway there.

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radioactiveXcow 14

Sounds like y'all are too young to even be in a relationship. "When we grow up." Smh

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danial1214 21

Sounds like they are in high school... I don't know about you but most people have relationships in high school at least once.

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skullmaster9 10

Well I want to be a bartender too, but I don't care about being single or not

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gratunka 11

sounds like he wants to be a practice boyfriend. time to move on if you are looking for someone more serious.

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Nightbird827 15

I live in TN so you don't got to be single..lol

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trucker2 33

Sounds more like a Dry sense of humor. Did you tell him you want to be the alcoholic on the pole, at his dream job?

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GoldenGirl879 4

Its time to fulfil his dream of being single...

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