Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since...

By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Double standard

By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

Wait... What?

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

I sense a problem here...

Comments

Xquisite1 28

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:05

So, he wants you to have a hairy pussy because he admires the way his mother's hairy pussy looks....YEP that about sums it up. Very disturbing.

lesley3r3 22

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:07

Ergh!

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:11

He's done too much research. Dig a hole under the fence and run away.

Virtual_BS 13

Tuesday 11 June 2013 21:21

@#49: I see what you did there.

monkeyy100 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:12

I don't know if i should find that disturbing or very disturbing....

CrissyyyS2 22

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:14

Well his mom goes walking around the house naked so he caught a glimpse.

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:03

And he thought "damn, that's some nice pussy, ma! I gotta get my girl to look like that down there, mmmmmmmhmmmmm!"

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:15

Time to find a new Boyfriend it seems.

MuppetMerkin 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:21

Uuuuhhhh..... Creeeeeppppyyyyy.

jlynpa 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:21

Much like your guy I think Norman bates had an unhealthy obsession with him mom. Cue the scary shower music...

grahmagog 14

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:23

o.O

youllnvrkno 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:29

Dafuq did I just read?

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