By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

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KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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eatfacenukka 0

I asked my fiancé this like a week ago haha

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sadday1987 2

wow did this guy fall asleep during the repoductive system in health all grade school

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Sgrocks 5

um I'm actually wondering lmao I'm only 14 & I use pads lmao

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chasity_27 2

guys take it easy on the man-- he didn't know! OP, if he was honestly serious, kindly explain it to him... "of course we take it out before every bathroom use and put in a new one..." simple. pleasant. And straight to the point.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Too bad that would be inaccurate.

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AnAngryGorrilla 0

lol im a 16 year old boy and that has never crossed my mind. im like 99.9% sure they just take it out b4 peeing but just in case it's something different someone explain lol

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xxchrisxx18 0

I don't know how any of it works but I don't really care. as long as I can put my penis in it I'm happy

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CandidateForWax 0

Wow, with that attitude I bet you're awesome in bed. Not.

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brittybrat1165 5

I'm a girl and barely have learned that too lmao I mean of course I know its two holes a ****** and urethra but if you've ever used tampons it still kinda gets wet..so if you wanna get into detail that's sort of a legit question lol:)

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The_DOctor_On_Ca 0

answer to question here. girl 3 holes 1 anus (farthest back), delivers poop. from intestines 2 ****** (first hole above the anus), this is the one that penises and tampons are inserted into. It attaches to the cervix of the uterus [this organ gives blood to fetus] without a baby the uterus dumps out some unneeded tissue and blood each month called A PERIOD. Tampon goes in ****** to collect this before it hits her running shorts. 3 the urethra (small round hole above ****** and below ********), this delivers urine from the bladder,

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