By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

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KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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Decodedman 1

I am willing to bet more American males know who won the superbowl than know women have three holes (furtive glance)... "down there". Ah well. As a culture, we dont have to know stuff like that. It might lead to the complete breakdown of society as we know it. I think this is a strong argument FOR gay marriage. It should be the only union allowed for those who can't pass a basic anatomy test about the opposite gender. :)

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snoboarder107 0

i didnt think people actually asked those questions...

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CandidateForWax 0

The urethra is where urine emerges from and in women is a tiny hole located above the ******. Therefore, the vaginal hole (where tampons are inserted) is completely different and has little to do with urinating.

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alirta 0

I've read all these comments saying "no excuses" bla bla bla I'm a guy, had sex Ed and all that and I didtn know. I honestly have never thought how wemon pee with tampons in and I would guess that's the same with most guys who don't know... we have better, more importan things to worry about then tampons and piss :P

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PhillJFry 0

yeah sorry girls, guys don't think about your tampons and piss as much as u expect us to

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nismo_r2 5

cleary her bf is a virgin.. like a virgin ...

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wthowell_2010 0

ok I'll admit it took a while for me to work up the courage to ask my girlfriend some of those questions. I was a male sheltered child and growing up I was too embarrassed to ask my parents or my sister about stuff like that.

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shortie916 0

OP, give your bf a break it's not like he actually was paying attention during 5th grade puberty talks. I mean who was it all was so gross!

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PhillJFry 0

sorry ladies that's not the kind of details they teach young boys. now if your boyfriend is in his 20's that's freaking hilarious

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