By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
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starile 19

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

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DynamicDave 11

I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.

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Boomshadow 3

I like to take the occasional pizza hit.

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s_tricka 0

oh! I get it now! the battery pack...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! my penis is burnt

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bumchum 0

just wanted to ask what's are you doing in your dp :L

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G_thelegend 0

LOL! i was waiting for someome to make a joke like that. You epicly win.

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ayushiswtsharma 0

Ahh its in ma ****** bw ma boobs ahhh hazazz aaaahhh

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RedPillSucks 31

If you're talking about it, isn't it oral sex?

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basketballpro 0

go end your life.omg. wow.you're stupid as ****.

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HomeAl0ne 20

"Your call is important to us, please hold.......you have advanced in the queue......."

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tboudre 0

is there an FML site only for adults that I could subscribe to?

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banana_buddy 6

LOL quadd i laughed more at your comment then the original FML

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