Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However,...

By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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Itchy butt

By peachezthelette - 27/12/2020 19:58

Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML

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starile 19

Tuesday 21 December 2010 12:32

Step one: Slide the cell phone into a condom. Safety first.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:05

I tried phone sex once. The holes were way too small.

Comments

selene1_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 2:37

wow what a retard!!!

omgpotato 5

Wednesday 22 December 2010 9:47

what doesn't he get its 2 simple words phone SEX!!!! how much simpler can it get

CrazyManNo9 29

Thursday 23 December 2010 1:26

Your BF asks you to experiment with him doing something unusual for him and that's FML? I disagree. If he had CALLED a phone sex line to try it out, that'd even be natural. He wants you though and I think that is FTW. Join in his fun. (OBTW -- You might think about actually moving during sex, too. I am sure that'd be weird for you.)

zaadam2 5

Friday 24 December 2010 9:14

Phone sex? Really? It will never, ever compare to the real thing and the fact is I just don't understand people who want to have phone sex. If its the only way to make sure someone gets an ****** then there is some issues you all need to work out in your sex life, seriously. People wanting to have phone sex make me laugh...