Animals: Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and...

By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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Surprise surprise

By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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nephilim241 19

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:48

What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:49

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

Comments

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:12

Check the BBQ! Quick!!

Kishawn2 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:50

well he really wanted some pussy,... at least you know who he is with

girl112891 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:41

Why do they always take it out on the cats?!

feralpup 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:44

You could go to the cops about it... Or...tell PETA, god knows they'll go nuts over it. Or tell a news program, or someone! There's bound to be one lot of people who'll care.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:49

I don't care who you are, touch my family or my pets and I'll flip my shit. Go to his place and get your cat back!

sparty12 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:32

was this because of facebook?

kareltje 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:58

Is your cat microchipped? If not, then YDI.

Im_Batman 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:43

Did you cheat on him though

IPoopedOnU 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:44

He stole ur cat?!

hoshi87 11

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:55

micro chipping doesn't locate the cat, only it someone finds it and takes it to a vet with micro chip reading facilities. Isn't there an animal protection society you can call? In the UK the RSPCA works with the police to save animals and prosecute those who harm them.