By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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nephilim241 19

What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

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ikickgingers 15

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

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kimmeyrolle 4

Ohhh noooo he took pussy in boot-sad- that is why you never gave a guy your key. -.-

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newmandotcom 6

Yeah he showed you....he took fluffy....what a loser

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MsCane 6

I'm in total agreement with everybody that said call the cops. I love my cat like a child so I would be upset if that happened to me. I hope he didn't hurt the cat.

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monkekka 0

I have come up with several things that he could be doing to/whith that cat. I think I'm going to puke.

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ClussmyLilFreak 9

no matter what u did, ur cat had nothing to do with it so FIL

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perdix 29

Don't open the boiling pot on the stove. YDI for making him watch Fatal Attraction. You thought it would scare him into being faithful, but crazy goes both ways.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol. Followed by Swimfan, oh lord.

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AshlingArdan 0

Good thing you cheated and he found out an hopefully the relationship is over cause he's a psychopath... Clinically

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hateevryone 14

your bf is a psycho

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