By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

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cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

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coldhated 7

He's just looking out for both of you guys (;

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Carbonation 0

I don't always over protect my wife, but when I do I hire old A&E reality stars. Those guys from Storage Wars are badass too.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

meh, they don't need protection, they could see them coming a mile away only by the sight of doug's wife's enormous, fake boobs...

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Keyman1212 14

Dog the Bounty Cunter is one of the most racist trashy ***** I've ever seen in my life. There is a place reserved in hell where Satan will use pineapples to sodomize the shit out of people and Dog will be there.

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teresa96706 29

With that type of stereotypic mindset op's fiancé has, they probably will need a security guard. Btw, all those little tourist things that say "Hawaiian" are all FAKE It's just to make money. And when someone says "aloha" to you? You dont only say Aloha back.. You say "aloha mai"

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pancakerocks 1

TMZ is just over dramatic news about things and celebirties that are not imortant. or was that ET... either way.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You're an idiot, 77.

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Keyman1212 14

I'm sorry, I've never seen a Dog the Bounty Hunter episode where Dog and his trash family go and work at a soup kitchen, then help build housing for homeless, and donate money to other charity organizations. I must have missed that somewhere in the filth that is that show.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Pack some heat along with your clothes. Problem solved.

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JessieBrianneKim 3

Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.

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MrTittySprinkles 7

Haha it's funny because he's mentaly handycaped.

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FYLDeep 25

And we're supposed to assume the same for you do to your spelling?

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FYLDeep 25

I know I make mistakes. I wasn't trying to be a hypocritical douche-bag. I was just pointing out that you shouldn't call someone handicapped, if you can't spell handicapped in the first place.

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TheFunnyzach 3

#24 I WANT A HANDY CAPE! I'D FLY AROUND LIKE SUPERMAN!!!

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cBlackout 13

Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.

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wisese 0

Are you telling me Hawaii Five-O isn't everyday life there?!?

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Actually it's "ice". Lol. I watch the shows because my boyfriend likes it. -_-

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Phyre24 17

Hawaii 5-0 is awesome! But yea not much goes on there illegally... that the public knows about.

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Lindzer 0

Oooook. I'm praying for sarcasm, cause that's just ignorant.

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reggicm 0

That true. I live here, and while tons of people smoke pot...That's pretty much all that happens. Not much crime at all.

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LadyLol_fml 15

Imagine it, a big strong guy forced to spend time with you :P

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iam_yummylicious 12

I said 6some because of the OP, the fiancé, Dog the Bounty Hunter, the Dog's wife and her two enormously large fake breasts. If you knew anything about anything you would have gotten the direction of the joke. *shrug*

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docscientist 9

No, nobody could tell where your joke was headed.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Well. I guess you've never seen his wife and her massive boobs. img.poptower.com/pic-4092/dog-the-bounty-hunter.jpg?d=600

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SlyTendencies 1

What grown man gets -that- scared after watching Dog the Bounty Hunter? Its comedy.

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xbella 8

so, that's where your honeymoon money is going to? should be fun!

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FYLDeep 25

Does your fiancé have an outstanding warrant?

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