By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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Top comments

Nyx_fml 23

I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

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Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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Comments

azyjazy713 11

You, my friend, have found yourself a freak

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rec_chem 22

If you refuse to have sex with him while he's wearing it, he'll take it off.

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nitrog100 21

Neat. Going out in public with it is a bit odd, but he sounds like a pretty cool guy.

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Sitting_Ducki 8

One piece pajamas? Good lord I thought you were talking about the clothes babies wear. You know the shirts with the extra material to clothes under a diaper. You're ridiculous if its that cold grow up

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onlychildFTW 33

The shirts with extra material and the snaps can be useful. I have a few pairs of those.

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Korra_fml 23

what do you mean by "if it's that cold grow up"? how would "growing up" make it any less cold?

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kalbrek009 20

Sounds like he has some issues that can only be resolved with a lot of personal counseling...maybe it's time to dump the man child & find a adult man (that is, if you're both actually over 18)

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numberswoman 14

A union suit, not a onesie!

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myeviltwin 20

Eh, that's what you get for dating a five year old :P JK. Looks like it might be a long winter for you.

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jollimus 7

Your name wouldn't happen to be Lois Griffin would it? :)

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