By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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jonahwalzer 12
superdom 12

That's cute just make him wash it dammit

Say what you want, but onesies are damn comfortable. Oh, and RIP in peace sex life. That is all

cryssycakesx3 22
Korra_fml 23

although Rest In Peace does fit R.I.P. actually stands for Requiem In terra Pax (basically the same meaning, but the correct words and just all around sounds cooler)

Jesus Christmas, I can never let my boyfriend read this thread lest he gets any cockamimie ideas.

Beepbeep7 14

It's the pajamas that are literally one piece.They go from your shoulders and have feet built into them.Think Christmas story with the rabbit outfit.