By BabeWithBrains - 08/12/2013 19:01 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML
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BabeWithBrains 7

Wow, I didn't think I would get published. Let me clear some things up:) -My boyfriend and my brother-in-law are best friends and bought onesies together. They have been wearing them all night and day. They are a bit crazy, but fun. -My boy works outside in snow, so that's why he wore it to work. -It's also below zero where I live so it's cold at night, hence the bed wearing. -The sex however... Well, there is basically a slit in the back and buttons in the front. He thought it was hilarious, but it won't be happening again. I guess it's just something that he wanted to try and I love him so I did it. Oh, and it doesn't smell.. Yet. ;)

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I guess now no one can tell you "pics or it didn't happen".

Korra_fml 23

well, as far as the smelling issue... why doesnt he get a couple more, and he can cycle through them so they can get washed.

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Holy_Schnikes 23

I just bought a Batman one that comes with a cape. Now I can switch off which one I wear, hooded panda bear or caped Batman.

ashsaunde 13

I have a hooded panda bear one too! Those things are so awesome, especially with the wicked cold front we've had. Embrace the onesie!

Holy_Schnikes 23

I've worn the panda in public for a pajama party thing. I wore the most clothing but I was the coolest there. :p

If you ever have sex with him when he's wearing the onesie, YDI.

I also have a onsie. Now the world only knows me as batman as I have become one with the onsie warn your boyfriend before it'd to late.

Search for 'onesie' on google images and show him the first related search

m1989_fml 10

Tell him if he's going to act like a child, he will be treated like one. No nookie.

Well if you think he's acting like a child why not from the breast? Haha.