Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

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katethegreatxx 8

Monday 3 October 2011 22:48

So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)

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Mrfyourlife 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:10

He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.

Blacksxe 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:11

So he was fingering you?

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orgasmichamsters 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:06

Agh come on OP its funny.

dales_mommy 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:13

at least he has a good sense of humor...be happy he is not a miserable SOB

sicnesses 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:29

Finger- ring

benhemon 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:31

You fell in love with a ring?

AyumiEmdez 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:00

At least you got a ring, don't complain.

komania 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:09

Your life is TERRIBLE OP. There are people, starving around the world, but your life sucks because your boyfriend bought you an expensive ring, but put made a joke when putting it on. Get your priorities straight. YDI for being so shallow.

sailorfreak_fml 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:24

aww he is sooo a keeper

theburninator 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:26

What a first world problem

dragonforerunner 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:29

truth in advertising "Diamonds, that'll shut'er up" Ron White

toxicpinkcandy 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:37

Take the ring & run. Imagine what he'll do at your wedding. lol

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