Cats and Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house,...

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 799

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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haishawna 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

hahahaha! i lol'ed but don't worry you can probably find a bettter guy:)

iJack 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:01

wow. big deal. he broke up with you and you thought when he called "sweetie" it was for you?

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chowyuk 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:21

god these teen my bf/gf dumped me fml are really getting annoying, your life is not over because you got dumped

I'madumbass 19

Wednesday 28 June 2017 18:35

What are you? An adult? An alien? Because clearly you are someone who doesn't understand teenage hormones and won't bother giving a shit to try to understand them. Yes, the world is not ending because something happened, but it's an emotional crisis-we can't help it. By the way, this is coming from a teenage dumbass who has severe paranoia.

sheknowsherway 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:31

fail.

thequeenofbeauty 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:49

aww you should steal the cat 8) don't worry , girl , you'll find someone better. I mean, c'mon, who calls his cat " sweetie" ? :) xo

Struedelmuffin 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:00

Cheese cubes mixed with a fresh cup of lemon hair.

likeOMGwow 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:04

this isnt really an FML..

Dragonmouth 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:08

At least the cat doesn't want to break up with you. :)

shootingstar8D 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:51

His cat ranaway, so? How's this an fml? If u didn't go back to him then there's nothing wrong

ohFawkYou 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:56

HAHA ! :D

Nathan727_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:07

So he loves his cat, so what? I mean it is HIS pet! Girlfriends will come and go but pets will stay by your side. I hate all of the boyfriend/girlfriend FML's lately, especially how most of them are just one of them overreacting.