Cats and Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house,...

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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haishawna 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

hahahaha! i lol'ed but don't worry you can probably find a bettter guy:)

iJack 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:01

wow. big deal. he broke up with you and you thought when he called "sweetie" it was for you?

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xohxcassiex13x 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:32

hahah, that sucks. sorry though, and its kinda weird how he calls his cat "sweetie". couldn't he think of a better name?

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:49

If you're gonna wank off another story, do one that wasn't already essentially posted here, jeeeebus.

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:59

Get over yourself sweetie. Pets are one rung up on the loyalty ladder ahead of GF/BF. Obviously his cat shows more unconditional love than you ever did. Plus pets don't act like ***** when someone forgets their birthday or their one-month anniversary. Pets have simple needs- feed them, clean them, pet them each day, and clean up their mess. If only you women kept your needs simple.