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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Zelphoric 25

Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!

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RememberSchlitz 9

Leaving panties at your bf's place is marking your territory. Your bf "accidentally" letting their friends catch a glimpse of them hanging on the bedpost or mirror or ceiling fan increases the bf's status in the herd. Completely doesn't work with boxers - they'll just think he's a slob who leaves his clothes all over the place and no amount of "yeah, they're my gf's boxers" will change that first impression. Do the next bf a favor and thong that thang when you stay over, at least once.

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sweetpotato301 7

So she should have to buy and wear underwear that she finds uncomfortable in order for her boyfriend to show off to his friends. Sounds a bit high school-ish

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fakedsincerity 32

Ew. If my partner cares about his "status in the herd" enough to show off my underwear to his friend I'd leave so fast. Sounds like some teenage bullshit.

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catherinecas 30

Maybe I don't understand sex, but why are there underwear on the ceiling fan?

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9a_1z 12

So having a girlfriend who is a slob who doesn't tidy up after herself is so much more preferable? What sort of friends do you have man? They sound very odd.

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pink_raindrops 26

I'd be pissed if my bf showed my underwear to people. I'd like to think most men have more respect than that but you're making it difficult with your stupidity. Telling a woman to leave her underwear behind just so the guy can show them off is ridiculous.

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sirrubberduckie 35

He can go out and buy a pack of whatever panties he wants at Target. Then he can put them wherever he wants and be the king of his stupid herd.

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kristergirl 13

I can't defend you, i wear boxer briefs and sex with women is great

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fotomiep 7

This is neither FYL nor YDI, but rather: aren't you happy now that you've gotten rid of that idiot?

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uzumakinurto 13

it's proably because you fill the boxers out better than he does. jealousy is an ugly thing.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

I bought my girl playboy boxers, she looks sexy fine in them ?

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GeeThatSucks 9

At least you don't have to date an idiot anymore. best of luck in the future

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doglover94 14

But for real though he if he was wearing panties, what would you think?

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catherinecas 30

Look, a tight ass in lace is one of the hottest things in existence. And a nice pair of lacy French cut panties is ******* beautiful on pretty much any one.

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DoomedGemini 37

That he was more comfortable in them?

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writerchic85 25

And the fact that you were dating him wasn't contrary to that idea?

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martinifart 6

In fairness, if I saw my boyfriend wearing women's panties I would be a little worried.

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