By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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clairecurses 19

good riddance to him then!

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fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9

His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.

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clairecurses 19

good riddance to him then!

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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

That stinks. (no pun intended)

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adventureinthesea 14

I'd hope not, or else they'd need a better prescription!

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Zekfen 17

Strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

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Allie614032 34

Why do you need prescription deodorant, out of curiosity?

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Why do you think?? It's either body odor or sweating.

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Allie614032 34

I buy my deodorant at the drug store. There are various different kinds. I didn't realize that you could get a prescription.

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Sheepiebeepie 26

Oh my god don’t put deodorant in your ******.

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tmj25789 23

there is a condition called hyperhidrosis. over the counter deodorant doesn't control the sweating at all while the prescription kind can stop it.

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IMSCARJOHANSSON 24

I’ll date u lol

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fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9

His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, it is. Prescription butt plugs are not. Don’t be fooled!

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indienerdgirl 27

What a child. Sounds like he just made up a random excuse to break up with you because I highly doubt that your deodorant was his reason.

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