Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing...

FML for mobile
Free

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 537

You deserved it 4 246

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

By dykerino - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 107

You deserved it 7 706

By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 900

You deserved it 14 046

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 528

You deserved it 4 899

Vicious

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 974

You deserved it 974

Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 738

You deserved it 198

Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 445

You deserved it 1 529

Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 958

You deserved it 600

By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 779

You deserved it 390

By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 527

You deserved it 2 694

No Chick-Hating on Easter!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 422

You deserved it 732

Zelphoric 25

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:51

Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!

LameAss_Kya 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:53

Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:39

WTF? I wear boxer shorts and a t-shirt instead of a nightgown to bed. They're more comfortable.

RedCronos 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:45

Aaaaaand he's an idiot.

waleedma 18

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:46

Girls in boxers???? I might like that !!!!

gunnerblaster 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:52

Your ex is an idiot. Bullet. Dodged.

Eleora 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:54

Guess I'm lesbian? Lol

AdamTodddBrown 11

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:55

That's kinda hot

DukeTyler 10

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:15

I actually found it attractive when my ex-girlfriend wore my boxers.

aj9319 16

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:21

I wonder what his thoughts are regarding girl who prefers to wear thongs. But no one cares about his thoughts anymore.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:33

what if one day you wear panties and the next boxers, are you then bisexual? What about girls who go camando?

catherinecas 30

Friday 25 March 2016 1:06

Obviously if you go commando you're asexual.

screenager5 35

Friday 25 March 2016 1:08

According to the ex-boyfriend's logic, people who wear no undies on a given day must be asexual on that day. How interesting!

screenager5 35

Friday 25 March 2016 1:10

Haha damn, 60. Beat me to it by a matter of seconds. Well done.

catherinecas 30

Friday 25 March 2016 3:22

We can share the glory my friend!

deaddonkey 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:59

That sucks but if he thinks that then he's a douche. Better off without him

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Technology Annoying Work Miscellaneous AITA Argument Love Bikes Transportation Shopping Money Capitalism Food Relatable Homeowners Embarrassing Cars Shoes Awkward Poopoo peepee DIY Health Art Music Party Birthday Singing My ex Gun control Intimacy

The Top

Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 371

You deserved it 78

Today, I went to a friend's party, only to realize I was in the wrong apartment, after getting the address confused. Instead of awkwardly leaving, I stayed for a bit and pretended I was someone’s cousin. I was oddly suspicious that no one noticed me mingling, but then it turned out to be a shady MLM recruitment party for a leggings company. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92

You deserved it 387

The Top

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 586

You deserved it 3 718

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 757

You deserved it 5 644

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 767

You deserved it 18 701

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 048

You deserved it 4 694

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 565

You deserved it 4 705

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 115

You deserved it 112