By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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DesiLikesHerSome 1

He's not worth it.

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mom2pen 4

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

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ColtsDoug18 0

Loll what a cheap bastard, screw him and get with someone else so you can rub it in his face!

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msjoyfull84 0

You know you're high maintenance when your boyfriend dumps you for the holidays. Every holiday.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Or just that your boyfriend is a cheap bastard who doesn't want to spend ANY money on a little gift for his girlfriend.

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serenitychaos20 6

I think these holidays are for the kids now. And if she's going around wanting this and that, I'd dump her too! Ha, I rather give on holidays than receive, im happy with what I got. Some women however want clothes, shoes, and shiny things that they will hardly wear anyway. True story.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

53-....So......You single? (I've been nice this year santa, do not **** this up for me!!)

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serenitychaos20 6

Haha i was....then I took an arrow to the knee xD. Sorry had to, but really though, no im taken. But I will throw in a good word for you should I stumble upon other women who have the same mind set (and are rated above a 7 on the scale of 1 to 10)

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Jaxx66 21

Hell. I ask for video games. Most times he can play them with me.... Me: "Honey! I'm gonna go shoot some faces off, wanna co-op??" Him: *Instantly in the room with controller and headphones*

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serenitychaos20 6

Yes! Get the bf video games, or ask for video games, it's a win win :) but then again a lot of girls are lame and don't like games for some reason. What's wrong with them!? Haha

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flockz 19

that's what i told santa when i didn't bake cookies for him. he shat in my stocking.

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nixter5 18

What about the milk? Did he piss in a cup?

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flockz 19

no he found my eggnog carton in the refrigerator....

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nixter5 18

Damn, I thought it tasted funny. What did you use to spike it?

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PeeblesWiggins 0

Not if you shoot him with one of Cupid's arrows... Right in the knee.

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nixter5 18

I used to do those arrow to the knee jokes, just like you, but then I took a ****** to the penis.

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ThereRNoWorries 5

Wow, nicely done.

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silentbutfunny 0

I never once repeated that joke, but then... Im on a good streak, why ruin it?

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perdix 29

It's good to know that there are girls out there with such low self-esteem that douchebags like me won't have to try very hard to keep you around. I wouldn't be surprised if he puts you on ice during the Martin Luther King holiday.

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rhysfucker 24

You're killing me with suspense, Perdix. What is the gift giving protocol for Dr. King's remembrance day?

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perdix 29

OK, #66, I'll let you off the hook. Y'know how Thanksgiving got co-opted from being its own holiday to just being the start of the Christmas shopping season? MLK Day is becoming the holiday where you get a chance for redemption of the disappointment of the Christmas gifts they got a few weeks earlier. For example, everyone who gets a Kindle Fire for Christmas will hope they can get an iPad for MLK Day.

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xoxPatrina 8

He just doesn't wanna buy you presents & put in any effort. He's a douche, don't worry about him.

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heylesha 8

naw really? icouldnt have guessed!

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nixter5 18

^ Someone's jealous that 21's prettier than they are...

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insanelyXnikki 18

heylesha: fail...

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heylesha 8

60- im sure if half my boobs were hanging out id be called pretty too.

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koolkat27 13

60- that was uncalled for. no need to be an asshat.

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nixter5 18

84- You still didn't have to be a bitch to her. You brought it upon yourself.

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xoxPatrina 8

You're 21 & act like you're fifteen picking fights with 16 year olds? I'm pretty sure I should be acting the way you are, but I'm more mature than that. Jealousy is the ugliest trait & hey honey, if you got it flaunt it, I can't help what my momma & god blessed me with ;)

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heylesha 8

104-Hunny i got it, i just dont flaunt it cause im not a ***** trying to get attention on the internet. If i wanted to i could post a much better picture "flaunting" my boobs, and trust me it would get guys attention, and another thing the age on my profile isnt correct. Im younger then you. :) bye

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heylesha 8

104- and i am actually 15 ^.^ make sence?

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kaykay20 0

Didn't he know just cause a girl asks for a expensive gift doesn't mean he has to buy it? If you were upset and angry every time he didn't get the exact gift then sorta understandable but a bit odd he'd be ok with staying with a women like that at all.

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elisabeth1_fml 0

In other words he doesn't want to get you gifts. Nice person NOT

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FYLDeep 25

I wouldn't be surprised if both of you expected too much from each other.

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pandm101 0

What an asshat. I got my girlfriend an iPod.

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