Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance"...

By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML

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You deserved it 6 300

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 234

You deserved it 6 079

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 951

You deserved it 8 996

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 944

You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 180

You deserved it 4 720

By toonice - 17/07/2014 20:48 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 727

You deserved it 4 735

By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 988

You deserved it 1 969

By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 605

You deserved it 3 871

So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 905

You deserved it 136

Dragging it out

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 02:02

Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 121

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 402

You deserved it 7 019

DesiLikesHerSome 1

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:48

He's not worth it.

mom2pen 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:56

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

Comments

babydiamond_fml 9

Monday 26 December 2011 1:01

Why after valentines day?maybe he has plans with another miss..don't go back 2 him.period

jjkiss 0

Monday 26 December 2011 2:36

TFM

Just_A_Panda 9

Monday 26 December 2011 2:37

Look, he's not worth it. He's probably cheap, selfish, and/or not-so boyfriend material if he's going to break up with you for being "high maintenance" when it comes to the holidays. I bet you're smart enough to not go back to him after Feb. 14. You know that's just wrong. You can do better.

argybargy 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:46

Speaking as a man, I agree completely. Next time you hear from him, your first response should be "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number" or "who are you?".

Larion1 13

Monday 26 December 2011 4:36

it is his prodblem if he wants to present you swarovski or tiffany and you should leave him right now but it is your problem if you demand more than he can afford

MeleMallory 0

Monday 26 December 2011 10:44

Are you high maintenance?

jdr2995 0

Monday 26 December 2011 15:16

Was the sex good?

ame_franky 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:27

he ****** up. don't take him back. you're not to high maintenance you're normal. men are just too selfish with their toys all year to give a shit about ppl who love them. he's a selfish bitch whose going to **** a bunch of actually high maintenance girls and then when the days pass where he'd have to give you anything even if it were just a thoughtful note. he's going to expect you to beg.

MusicLover1o1_fml 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:05

It is probably just an excuse not to give you any gifts. Believe it or not, this is the reason why most couples break up just before the holidays. I feel sorry for you. He is just a cheap half-wit b*****d.