By Skyhopee - 24/12/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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DesiLikesHerSome 1

He's not worth it.

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mom2pen 4

And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.

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beebananaz88 0

Well stop being such a gold digging bitch (:

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perdix 29

Look, you possess a ******, right? There are plenty of guys out there who will "maintain" you to whatever you demand in exchange for ready access to your special orifice.

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Jaxx66 21

Mostly true. Some think there are easier ones to attract! :P

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cass1_l0ve 13

Plain and simple: he's being a dick and is to lazy to buy you something. Either that or he wants to get out and explore other women,,, which is a bit acceptable because then he wouldn't be cheating. But if it's just cause money, he's a douche bag. Leave him and go get some crazy hot man all for yourself!!!!

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Pretty sure it's just because of money because he dumped her before Christmas (gift giving holiday) and is willing to "try again" AFTER Valentine's Day (another gift-giving holiday for couples.) That right there pretty much screams "I don't want to spend any time or money trying to get you something."

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Hilljack3 2

I'd hafta agree with the other replier. That's why he did it. Because he doesn't wanna spend any money on her. That's why it's not until after valentines day

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

71, ladies and gentleman: here to paraphrase whatever you want. No charge.

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kulliken 5

Solution, blow his best friend and when he confronts you about it simply respond"he didn't find me to high maintenance" forever destroying his friendship but his emotional stability for at least a few months

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lmao! I'm totally with you on that idea!

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PeachyJinx 7

Uhh no.. I'm pretty sure she'll just end up looking like a ***** o_O & as for their friendship, it'll still be intact. Its not like he really cares for her >_>

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CataracsFan 10

Haha he told you ..

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kphippie 0

Sounds like you too shouldn't be togeather

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MissusDolly 12

Well, if you gave him a mile long Christmas wish list or asked for something extremely expensive, I could understand what he means by "high maintenance."

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ohdearinsanity 3

figures. he doesn't want to buy you a gift. cheapskate...

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DanniMal87 3

Some people do expect their significant other to give them the world during the holidays. Just make sure you are expecting what is within his means and you'll be fine!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Agree, lead him on, don't take him back

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