By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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redbluegreen 40

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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abb31897 0

I suspect he's still not breathing?

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anonymous31_fml 0

sounds like a twat. good on ya for getting rid of him

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

You should have had sex with him. You know what would scar me for life? Let's say I was that big a douche bag. And let's say you wanted to get back at me. Let's say that while having sex with him, tell him to eat you out. Imagine the possibilities. You can take it as far as you're willing to go. Then up and leave with his wallet can call a cab home on him while he's distracted with fecal mater all over his face. Tada!

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safaeita 32

how did he convince you to even go to that baseball game?

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Tshep4209 6

Im so sorry if I didnt look so scary I would date u.... I coukd always.scare your man into loving you trust me look at my picture

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rachelwho 9

FYL. And I don't understand people that say YDI for having a bad boyfriend and for going ahead to the game! The tickets were likely already paid for and they likely went in the same car. And some people are assholes and you never know until the end.

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