Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 15:00

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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It's not me, it's you

By What dont I have - 19/02/2023 04:00

Today, my ex-boyfriend is moving to my hometown so he can be closer to his new girlfriend, my best friend. To pour lemon juice in the wound, he'd told me just 4 months earlier that he would never move to my hometown, thus ending our long-distance relationship of 2 years. FML

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By Mrs.Slyfox - 28/06/2011 09:53 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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aswan10 3

Monday 11 June 2012 1:05

He's not worth it! You can do better :)

Blue_Raven 4

Monday 11 June 2012 1:09

Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.

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funnytruth 0

Monday 11 June 2012 5:27

Your (boyfriend's) family are bitchs

plopoctogon 5

Monday 11 June 2012 6:01

He probably just didn't want to hurt you.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 11 June 2012 6:14

Definitely not someone you want to be with! You deserve much better!

darlingcatch22 1

Monday 11 June 2012 6:37

Karma will bite him in the butt for that little lie.

piinkgiirl 8

Monday 11 June 2012 6:41

Could you PLEASE use one more comma?

DazedSiren 5

Monday 11 June 2012 6:58

Have you heard of "the boy who cried wolf"?

mrsvallerybieber 0

Monday 11 June 2012 7:00

That's awful! I hope you confronted him, I would've bitched outta my mind. Good luck to you! Guys like that don't deserve to be with anyone.

maddiewoah 15

Monday 11 June 2012 7:18

OP, I wouldn't worry about him. He's a dumb prick if he's going to lie about his dad having cancer just so he can get back with his ex. Anyone who lies about cancer is an asshole. That shit isn't something to play around with. I've lost two family members to cancer, so I'm glad his dad is actually healthy.. but dammit, punch him in the face for lying about that.

soad2014 7

Monday 11 June 2012 7:18

I hate...no wait...I DESPISE people who lie about a parent's health like that! Just makes me sick to my stomach. You need a better man, OP. Ugh, I hate liars! >:(