By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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SakataGintoki 9

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

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Jon15805 7

this is ridiculous. I don't mind having sex three times a day for a month if that's what was wanted. Damn there is something wrong with him. Lol

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Jakespeed207 4

Not necessarily. All guys are different in thoughts and actions, so he may just be different than most super horny guys like you.

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chellytiger 12

I completely agree. I can be the same way.

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lulubelles 33

Get yourself a rabbit, you obviously want sex more than he does

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coolboy675 16

Because ********** is the best option, yup.

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hermitknut 22

As in rampant rabbit, #18. The sex toy. At least, I hope that's what #14 was referring to...

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lulubelles 33

18 I was thinking more of the battery operated variety but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Kingbreezy04 10

Well if you choose a rabbit then your choices are limited. Bugs got with Lola at the end of Space Jam and I think Roger and Jessica stayed together through the patty cake scandal. You don't want to be a home wrecker OP, choose wisely.

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't know. Jessica seemed kind of lose and easy to me. Rrrraarrhh!

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coolboy675 16

Well if your man ain't gonna do the job, there's always Palmela Handerson.

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apollojon 11

I think a girl might prefer Pinky McFist.

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DanielleinDC 33

Or any variety of toys you can buy online. BOB--battery-operated boyfriend!

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Kalipczo 21

Huh maybe he's lacking testosterone or something.. Guys usually want it again as soon as their refractory period is over. Then again the length of those periods vary from man to man, so maybe his refractory period lasts longer than most.

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Enslaved 36

Make it three days in a row and he'll start singing Rick James- Super Freak. Wait he is is talking about sex with "him" right? ;)

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BabySparkle1 15

I had this song in my head when I read this FML. :)

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Enslaved 36

Shoot, my boyfriend sang it to me at karaoke. The FML community were not sympathetic. :P

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wildsweetchild 19

Looks like he has some issues...mental, physical or maybe even both. Sorry OP, but hopefully things will change and maybe you'll even find yourself a compatible partner ;) good luck !

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DjeePee 24

A relationship with someone who has an higher/lower libido than yourself isn't impossible, but it can be very frustrating for both partners. This being said, it's entirely possible that his lower sex drive isn't his natural one, but that it's caused by some other factors: maybe he doesn't find the sex satisfying enough, maybe he has a lot of stress, maybe something personal happened to him... So we'll end with the normal relationship advice: talk to him.

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charvisioku 22

Oh god I couldn't be with someone like that. A low libido I could (just about) deal with but someone who degraded me for having a higher sex drive than them (or lower, if that was the case)? **** off, mate. I'd rather have a boyfriend who respects me, thanks.

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nnnope 26

I feel your pain OP. My boyfriend called me a sex addict the first time I wanted to do it two days in a row. He actually suggested I seek psychiatric help. I'm usually lucky if he's up for it twice a week. So yeah, you're not alone. ):

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ARod11SoCal 4

sorry :( dang sucks

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