Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait...

By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2021 23:01

Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML

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By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

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Not gonna happen

By how bout no! - 09/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

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True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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Sinshine 28

Sunday 28 July 2019 22:06

That's just weird... Is this some kind of scheme to pressure you into marrying him? Or his way of trying to make you break up with him?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 28 July 2019 23:16

So do you want to marry him or not?

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Sinshine 28

Sunday 28 July 2019 22:06

That's just weird... Is this some kind of scheme to pressure you into marrying him? Or his way of trying to make you break up with him?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 July 2019 22:24

Maybe he’s hoping you’ll tighten up a bit in the meantime?

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 30 July 2019 14:24

That's not how it works.

Aphrodite 20

Sunday 28 July 2019 23:08

every night for a YEAR? sheesh

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 28 July 2019 23:16

So do you want to marry him or not?

blueknight1st 26

Monday 29 July 2019 0:22

Yeah, he’s got a side piece just so you know.

acmariner99 25

Monday 29 July 2019 0:35

Somebody must have got to him.

Phil 14

Monday 29 July 2019 1:03

My guess is that he's got a little something going on the side.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 July 2019 3:25

What changed his mind? A side piece, parents, or the big man upstairs? That's a very fast 180.

zeeba_neighba 10

Monday 29 July 2019 5:28

So, call him on it, and to the courthouse in the morning. Congratulations ❕

Fata Morgana 1029 9

Monday 29 July 2019 11:13

EX-boyfriend. There. I fixed it for you.

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