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By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:09

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

SakataGintoki 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:10

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

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whatafuckup 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 15:33

dump his sorry ass

poccocurantes 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 15:55

Ask for it twice in one day and shoot for "Super Freak"!

danieljmurray 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:00

He just lost his man card.

sugarbear0727 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:05

Wow... What a weird guy. If my boyfriend is home, there's no possibility that we aren't having sex. And most of the times its a few times a day/night.

Ibeatmyself 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:08

Wow two nights in a row slow down u Lil freak said no one ever

FuKcMee 32

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:40

its times like this a woman needs a man like me lol

Zacham 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:41

what kind of guy wouldn't want sex everyday?

afallingstar 22

Thursday 7 February 2013 2:13

Op's bf and mine apparently.

kurodansei 16

Thursday 7 February 2013 5:58

The kind who has a stressful and time consuming daily routine for one example.

icepick23 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:19

You are a very good woman

B5B0N35 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:39

well hes must not have the same sex interest as you

mellb_fml 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:43

Two of my exes had lower drives than I do and that's part of the reason we broke up, it just doesn't work!

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