Love: Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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omglolydi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:05

Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.

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theoldGP 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:05

#76 is right though =/ i dont think she's a bitch. depends on the guy.

DankJemo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:35

You are not a good girlfriend, someone wakes you up to tell you they have a really big problem, and he was obviously injured if the paramedics were there. I hope he dumps you for being such an insensitive jerk wad. Most people don't joke about having their things stolen from them, then getting their asses kicked. (stabbed, shot at, etc.)

lolzorspoop 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:58

Bitch

emptyego 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:44

You're horrible. :(

earwig12 1

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:01

Oh come on, people, that's a perfectly legit April Fool's joke and I don't blame her at all for believing it. You should've askied to speak to the paramedic when he offered though. If he was telling the truth, you'd find out, and if he was pulling your leg, he probably was going to have a friend do it or something and it would have been hilarious.

Radiohead_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:31

Guess your life is really f*cked now, everyone's thinking what an ignorant bitch you are.

KawaiiRoxas 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 1:07

you're a mean girlfriend/boyfriend.

Epoch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:10

i can't believe 3000 people agreed with you. hey watch this. three words that would have solved the entire problem: "are you serious?"

FeelinSupersonic 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:54

soooooo......your boyfriend calls you to tell you he's been robbed and injured, and the first thing you can think about is april fools day? wow. i'm sorry he has you as a girlfriend