Love: Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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omglolydi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:05

Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.

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rityz 0

Monday 6 April 2009 8:47

you are a bitch. wow. your bf needs a new gf thats for sure.

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:02

in response to alot of the posters here, maybe this guy has a history of bad jokes like this?

tho_ayres 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:45

you know, the least you could do is buy a plane ticket and go visit your BF, i mean, after all, it's the only decent thing to do...im just sayin'....hahahah

tho_ayres 1

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:20

you guys dont even know..she's the BEST girlfriend in the whoooollleee entire universe...so **** off assholes and leave her alone...!! te amo linda... :)

sensual_kidney 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:35

Wow, what a bitch move... I wouldn't be surprised if he dumped your ass.

MechaMew2 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:06

Okay, for those people who are saying "It's not even April Fools'," etc., don't you think that she probably submitted her FML (which is really a YDI) on April Fools' Day, but the website didn't publish it until after April Fools'?

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:53

"Today I died, and my girlfriend's last words as I was telling her my story of how I was mugged was "**** you, that's a horrible April Fool's joke" She's such a bitch that she thinks I'd trick her like that FML"

Authoress 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:59

I could,almost see your first reaction being, "Haha Ken, very funny." But I would VERY quickly realize he was serious. How is telling him to **** off and stop bothering you an reasonable response, even if he WAS joking? I hope your (ex?)boyfriend is okay though. So yeah, YDI.

Apple_Scented 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:31

Wow. That's messed up xD But I understand what you mean. Guys joke around about such serious things sometimes ==;; It's hard to tell if they're for real. My boyfriend told me that he'd broken his leg a few weeks ago, and my first thought was that he was messing with me. All the same, you probably over-reacted by telling him to **** off... The middle of the night thing works two ways, I suppose. Normally, calling so late would make someone assume he's pretty serious. But then again, the person would probably be irritable and sluggish from being woken up - not thinking straight. Well, anyway. Long comment. I hope it worked out fine for you two!