By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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omglolydi 0

Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.

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kwfruit 0

I sense a lack of trust in your relationship.

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love4all4 0

I hope he dumps you. I can't believe you did that! Karma will come to get you!!!

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P_WHISKEY_M 0

You are mean and you deserved it.

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pikL3bOi 0

YDI u should always check first and if it was April fools run u can b mad at him

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Guitarist45 0

seriously?!? are me and #125 the only ones that noticed that it wasn't even April fool's day?!?

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BunnyEars 0

Seriously? It was the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT aka MIDNIGHT. So technically it'd be on the 2nd, idiot.

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sugar_407 0

uh, yeah it was. use your brain idiot, the middle of the night just doesn't skip April first.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

are you retarded? after midnight on April fools day is no longer April fools day, you idiot, 2 comes after 1, therefore it is now April 2...

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