By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 052
You deserved it 7 039

Same thing different taste

Comments

SleeplessBeauty 12

I highly doubt that any behavior any OP posts on here is suddenly different from what they were like when they first met their boyfriend or girlfriend. By that I mean your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't suddenly start acting like a douche over night. He/she has been who he/she is from the beginning, you were just too blind to see it when you were first getting to know him/her. With that said, YDI. Maybe next time you'll look into who you are dating before you start getting to the point that they would say something like this trying to get laid. -.-

thegreycat_fml 12

Love, or infatuation makes a person blind to the prospective partners flaw- not to mention many people pretend to be someone they are not to come off favorably to people, so your comment about the op being blind is being blind to how people function. That said, op should dump this jerk.

I reserve judgment on the fml. If he got laid after saying that, YDI. Otherwise fyl

Should have punched him in the face. Then he'd be "laid" out on the floor.

What I would do is have sex with him then ****** all over him get off and get dressed. If he gives you that "we not done" look.. Say when you cum first and I don't.. I don't complain so you shouldn't either. Lol

Sounds like he really cares about you.

I suppose you could say you deserve it for dating an obvious idiot, though it's not possible to know the entire situation either. Spread his word and move on. I'm sure few girls will find him worthy once they hear about his Neanderthal approach to romance.

ZombieKitteh 8

How does this work? Why the hell is this guy dating and trying to **** you when he's not attracted to you?

radical68 2

Seriously. Dump him. What a prick!