By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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MzZombicidal 36

#45, nice job trying to be whiny over stereotypes when that's EXACTLY what got you into this mess. Also, do you really believe that one persons opinion (family or not) is the true opinion of everyone else? You must be extremely gullible. I feel sorry for you.

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Enslaved 36

So answer the question. How else is a guy suppose to get laid? JK Would another type of compliment have worked better? "Princess Jasmine, you're very... Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!" :P

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angiespook 18

Maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend.

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SweetJTBR 22

What an imbecile! Dump his ungentlemanly Butt already! That is NOT how you treat a lady! :l

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MrConcise 34

Play it like an angler fish - bait him in with something enticing, then chomp down.

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stanjohnson 11

So, start calling him "Big Dick", not because he has one, because you wish he did.

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