By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 052
You deserved it 7 039

Same thing different taste

Comments

MzZombicidal 36

#45, nice job trying to be whiny over stereotypes when that's EXACTLY what got you into this mess. Also, do you really believe that one persons opinion (family or not) is the true opinion of everyone else? You must be extremely gullible. I feel sorry for you.

So answer the question. How else is a guy suppose to get laid? JK Would another type of compliment have worked better? "Princess Jasmine, you're very... Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!" :P

Maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend.

What an imbecile! Dump his ungentlemanly Butt already! That is NOT how you treat a lady! :l

Play it like an angler fish - bait him in with something enticing, then chomp down.

So, start calling him "Big Dick", not because he has one, because you wish he did.