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Apparently he isn't supposed to get laid.
Haha.
Well... ex-boyfriend hopefully?
Dump the rude twat.
So answer the question. How else is a guy suppose to get laid? JK Would another type of compliment have worked better? "Princess Jasmine, you're very... Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!" :P
Maybe it's time to get a new boyfriend.
What an imbecile! Dump his ungentlemanly Butt already! That is NOT how you treat a lady! :l
Play it like an angler fish - bait him in with something enticing, then chomp down.
So, start calling him "Big Dick", not because he has one, because you wish he did.
Did he get laid?
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What a dick. Dump his ass
You mean your ex-boyfriend?