By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

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Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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pinguino3669_fml 23

Well now's a good time to end your relationship before he starts to get more pushy

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CrystalFelix 13

Wow.. can someone say jerk? I seriously hope you threw that, "disgrace to the male population" to the curb and out of your life! You deserve better.

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tehdarkness 21

People always stay in relationships that they shouldn't. Hope that you have enough balls to move on! Being single is awesome and eventually you will meet someone that doesn't insult you.

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xkbz510 13

Dump him. I hate guys like him. Despite a lot of people would say the same. You deserve better. Good Luck Op.

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jer_36 10

And you're with him why? I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who can easily do something about their situation. It will take all of 10 seconds to dump him and then you can find a new guy who treats you better.

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jer_36 10

Shut up for what? Giving good advice?

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luckysilverbell 5

Your boyfriend has clearly never heard of rohypnol.

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thegreycat_fml 12

Dude, rape jokes? Not funny.

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Ziggy122 15

Wow. Either he was joking, or he's a complete and total scumbag who doesn't deserve a girlfriend.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I really really hope that was his idea of a bad joke. Otherwise, he's a tool, and DTMFA.

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