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Wow.. can someone say jerk? I seriously hope you threw that, "disgrace to the male population" to the curb and out of your life! You deserve better.
Dump him. I hate guys like him. Despite a lot of people would say the same. You deserve better. Good Luck Op.
And you're with him why? I have a hard time feeling sorry for someone who can easily do something about their situation. It will take all of 10 seconds to dump him and then you can find a new guy who treats you better.
Oh shut up
Your boyfriend has clearly never heard of rohypnol.
I hope he's your ex boyfriend now
Wow. Either he was joking, or he's a complete and total scumbag who doesn't deserve a girlfriend.
& you're pretty
I really really hope that was his idea of a bad joke. Otherwise, he's a tool, and DTMFA.
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What a dick. Dump his ass
You mean your ex-boyfriend?