Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Anticlimactic

By Ray - 31/12/2020 16:58

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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How lovely

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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Focus!

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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Psychicgirl17 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:31

What a dick. Dump his ass

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:32

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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Jjimen1654 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 0:16

He has a point. I mean hes sure not gonna get you in the mood by calling you ugly.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 30 June 2013 1:42

Yeah, because every time a guy tells me I'm pretty, I tear off my clothes... He has no point. Just shut up

CharresBarkrey 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:42

And because everyone knows the ONLY way to get a girl in the mood is by telling her she's pretty...

Rm85RIDER11 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 0:58

Dump his ass.

enterthedragon97 1

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:11

nobody assumes OP just has thin skin and the boyfriend was just joking with her? "well how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" sounds like a joke. Hopefully for him, he's not dating a girl he doesn't think is pretty, so chill.

Mr_Loudmouth 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:57

Was this before o's after you refused to give him a bj because its sick and demeaning? Could be the other side of the story from above post

trbuson 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:57

He sounds very pretty. Pretty pathetic that is.

theworldisflat 8

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:28

Wow dump him now OP...before me every guy my gf dated did the same thing so now I do my best every time we are together to make sure she knows just how beautiful I think she really is never settle for someone who isn't actually attracted to you

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:11

You picked this loser and I don't imagine he suddenly got worse did he? Time to move on.

BabyGirlJr1 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:28

what a dosche

BelfastNuts 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 6:43

Fair play to him I reckon. He told the truth, best way to be.

srt1087 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 9:01

Well played sir

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