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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2015 19:35

The best part of this was OP's name.

Stephanoze 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:34

At least he has a great sense of humour! :)

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:01

that's when you sic your dog on his bone. if you don't have a dog go Jeffery dalmer on his ass

NightHawk387 22

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:06

To be fair, I bet you were surprised.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:12

Turn around with a sign stating: Alone Appetite.

allforfun 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:22

This is hilarious!

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:24

Lucky U...adore him Op

Hauclir 14

Sunday 28 June 2015 20:28

Ladies, you need to start expecting this kind of thing from men.

leogachi 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 23:04

As long as the guy expects me to be upset with him afterwards, it's a deal. Don't act like you have a treat for your girl when you really just want a treat for yourself.