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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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TripleATeam 13

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:35

The best part of this was OP's name.

Stephanoze 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:34

At least he has a great sense of humour! :)

Comments

allyiscute1 22

Monday 29 June 2015 8:29

Haha! I love this. At least your boyfriend has a good sense of humor(:

jspiess 9

Monday 29 June 2015 8:55

This shit made me laugh.

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 29 June 2015 14:12

I'd be excited if I came home to that.

Fluffer8 2

Monday 29 June 2015 16:53

He should have spelled it "Bon appétit" (and you don't pronounce the last t), but the idea was funny !

DemHaxBro 20

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:36

Was it a huge surprise?

imtheprincess26 5

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:52

Aaaaaaand this was a problem why?

annxlosada 10

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:14

really was a surprise

AubreyDucrat 8

Wednesday 1 July 2015 23:16

I would have found that hysterical and happy for some fun time ;) lol

sprints54 19

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:23

So doing this lol

cupcakebruh 21

Monday 6 July 2015 9:11

The worst part of this is it seems like something my boyfriend would do.

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