Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants.... - FML

By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

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Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Top comments

genesisnirvana 11

Monday 27 June 2011 15:57

was there any foreplay?

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:58

you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:12

Lol hes a winner

jomo111 5

Friday 1 July 2011 18:38

u just made my day:)

novadebi 4

Friday 1 July 2011 20:45

YDI minute-man :D

joetan 16

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:54

you must have been too hot for him!! well done!!

FLY_GUY 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:26

Sounds like something from american pie HAHA

THEMANSTER122 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:37

how in hell did he get that excited

mcmurdy1980 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:13

time to replace him

Jon_Jon 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 10:03

How is this a bad thing?

oped01 8

Friday 8 July 2011 3:07

You are dating Spewie

rjfv 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:16

**** his life... what a pussy

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