Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants.... - FML

By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

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Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Top comments

genesisnirvana 11

Monday 27 June 2011 15:57

was there any foreplay?

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:58

you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.

Comments

schultz2 1

Monday 23 January 2012 22:40

You know some tricks ;)

isabella18_fml 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:41

He must have been excited

annonymousEd 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 7:55

Boyfriend: SOMEONE CALL GUINESS. FASTEST SEX EVER. Girlfriend: No, I'm gonna post on FML instead.

FML12197 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 14:44

At least you know he isn't cheating.. =|

kirstyla 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:13

least you dont have to worry about foreplay for him....and it shows he really likes you!

falsecut 12

Monday 23 February 2015 7:01

Time for round 2

ad1836 19

Wednesday 18 November 2015 18:25

Damn you must be really hot

PtCaboose 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:57

Are you sure you're not reenacting American Pie?

Tymaster5 22

Monday 27 February 2017 8:23

It could be worse, he could of came twice on a webcam where all his friends could see.

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