Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me....

By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By Anon - 10/03/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

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By Dezzy - 03/11/2014 19:06 - United States - Springfield

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

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By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:22

At least he matched.

CrazyZenlike 2

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

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azurablade 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:12

lol

ps2stony 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:41

are you trying to say something about zebra lingerie and/or knee socks?

GameDub 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:03

lmao that sounds kinda not attractive nohomo.

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:39

Lol, zebra knee socks have the word "sexy" written all over them .... not really, but ok... lmao XD

bubbub617 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:04

too bad the girl who was tied up with **** on her face didnt have that on..

Yankeepunk 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:48

yea is it that he was weatring it? or was it that he left lol

AshleyTay 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 4:19

thats not very nice to laugh at him.

wintamint101 7

Friday 29 July 2011 6:05

matchy matchyy

johnts03 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:14

looks like he got caught in the dreaded sock gap. he really should have known better.

jobobo 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:43

the sock gap theory is alive and well

CrazyZenlike 2

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:16

Guys wear knee socks?

remy_xi 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:56

Sexy ones.

xDarkComeSoonX 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:57

I do. I want rainbow ones.

HeresReality 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:12

anyting knee high on guys or girls is just not sexy. same deal with socks

zeddeiram 0

Monday 11 July 2011 11:16

i disagree sir. my girlfriends police uniform consists of kneehigh leather stillettos.

JayJaysGirl 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:14

Sorry to break it to you..your girlfriends might be a prostitute..just saying

2nd 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 21:32

or it was a sexual roleplay scenario.

marigoldcobain 21

Thursday 6 August 2015 23:10

I like it when guys wear knee socks honestly…

Hempseed 26

Monday 12 November 2018 19:34

How exactly does the fact that someone enjoys dressing up in a cop uniform make them a prostitute? You must be pretty vanilla in bed if that's all it takes for you to consider someone a prostitute.