By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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PimpinPenguin 0

You should have cast an enlargement spell on him

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JoeDotPadilla 0

It coulda been worse. He coulda been Voldemort.

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mathsponge 0

Not as bad as dracula.... Fangs tickle

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besad_fml 0

hi. this is besad's little sister. she didn't log off. and I know all the "bad" words.

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cmac86 23

wow you deserve it SO MUCH for agreeing to allow that jackass to take your virginity. hell, I'm a 23 year old male virgin, but I'm saving it for someone who is right, not for the first nerd to come along.

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lenamartinovic 13

if it wasn't for the nerds you wouldn't be here on the website (& facebook, your laptop, Internet....).

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lils_fml 0

Nerds are sexy! And scientifically proven to be more satisfying lovers!

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PimpinPenguin 0

Lmao your a 23 year old virgin What did you do in college?

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PimpinPenguin 0

Did his "basalisk" at least have a snakeskin?

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