By clementine-f - 10/02/2009 07:11 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend came over, got on his knees and took a small box out of his jacket. Then he narrowed his eyes, and said, “That’s funny, I can see your boogers from here. Anyway, wanna get married?” FML
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luvlu444 24

To which you respond, "that's funny, I can see your bald patch from here, but sure"

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mariri9206 32

Tell him you can't because you're wearing mittens.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Any proposal is better than nothing I'd say. My boyfriend and I have been together two and a half years and he won't even talk about it

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adame2kill4 3

You've only been together two and a half years and you're already pestering for marriage? F your boyfriend's life

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LyricaSilvan 29

Two and a half years is a long time, as far as dating goes...I guess to each their own, but if you really think that's weird, I have to wonder how long you would wait. Ten?

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adame2kill4 3

Scientifically speaking, we don't form deeper true bonds, what we might call love, until between five and seven years. Which is why couples tend to fight more and, statistically speaking, break up more often around that time. If you love someone, time shouldn't really matter. And it's better to be sure about such things, seeing as you're binding your lives together. I'd rather be dating a person for several years and then find out we didn't really click and just break up, than get married quickly and deal with a divorce. Though to be fair, I watched my folks go through a drawn out and nasty divorce after a short courtship(six months, then married)

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LevelupKid 8

I like how you don't focus on the fact that you GOT PROPOSED TO! Oh yeah. **** your life for sure.

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HanBanana15 9

Sounds like true love. That may not have been the most romantic way to propose, but it sounds like he is a funny guy. I hope you said yes. Best wishes!

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cootiequeen4444 11

How's the marriage to booger boi, OP? It's only been ...*whistles* ... a whole 7 years since this was written so giving to marry or not advice would be rather uncalled for. Hope things turned out great and you were able to laugh about the whole awkward proposal thing! c:

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xdzy 7

I guess he gave you two reasons to cover your nose with both hands.

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