Love: Today, my boyfriend came over, got on his knees and took a small...

By clementine-f - 10/02/2009 07:11 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend came over, got on his knees and took a small box out of his jacket. Then he narrowed his eyes, and said, “That’s funny, I can see your boogers from here. Anyway, wanna get married?” FML

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luvlu444 24

Tuesday 29 November 2016 11:24

To which you respond, "that's funny, I can see your bald patch from here, but sure"

SnapeIsGood 20

Tuesday 29 November 2016 11:16

awwwwwwww he's a keeper

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ChickenNug 17

Wednesday 30 November 2016 22:13

Keep him, OP.

BabooonLove 16

Friday 2 December 2016 3:50

I think that he was just nervous. I know I say things like that all the time if I'm nervous about something.

da_epic_failman 7

Friday 2 December 2016 14:58

How to know if a girl loves you:

NJAB2001 3

Saturday 3 December 2016 5:40

marry him... he's my hero

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