Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll... - FML

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

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Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 14:00

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Today, while preparing for our holiday, I realised I will have my period that week. My husband is now sulking because he thinks I’ll be so grumpy, I’ll ruin the holiday. I’ve had to talk him out of cancelling our flight twice. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

He should have just changed the destination instead of canceling the whole thing. In those circumstances, you two should have gone to the Red Sea.

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 17 January 2011 20:30

This is another way of saying that your bj's are sh*tty, too.

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Emileerzz 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:01

You don't know if you will be. Maybe he'll get you prego O:

alicec123 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 19:01

sex isn't everything.

NotMyDay92 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:55

It's the only thing. YDI for thinking he was going to take you vacationing and not be able to plow you in another country.

direct_vision 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:12

I agree with your boyfriend.. therefore ydi

Sammansix 3

Friday 21 January 2011 23:34

It's true women can't shut their mouth when there on it.

Kface_stain 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:49

time for him to earn his wings.

ImmortalKratos 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:47

he shoulda taken op on the vacation anyways and got some red wings.

HellOnWheels357 11

Friday 10 June 2011 1:55

If you can't play on the field, roll around in the dirt..

jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 5:43

I don't know if I would or wouldn't be upset about that lol. Cuz I wouldn't want to be on vacation on my period w my bf myself lol. That isn't a vacation lol!

blinkingstarlet 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 22:47

i agree with your boyfriend! he's a smart guy. he doesn't wanna fight the whole time he's on vacay! lol

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