By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Savra_fml 17

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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katlinnichole 1

Douche! How horrible! I'm soooooo sorry.:(

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mrs_cundiff 9

haha this guys is CLASSY

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calebmorgan 0

Haha thats funny!!

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Battle765 4

Why is everyone on his case for dumping her over the internet. But nobody has said a single word about her complaining about it on the internet.

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granolabutt8 7

Uh, because they're two completely different things? This is FML. If you don't want to hear people's complaints, I can't fathom why you'd come in the first place.

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kalbrek009 20

119, FB & FML are BOTH on the Internet. You obviously read FML's for a reason (all the horrible goings on, to which you probably get your kicks from & love throwing in your 2 cents/opinions that NOBODY asked you for...lol), but there's just more people on FB than there is FML so it's a larger audience & OP's can't personally block you on here. :)

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Simoneaux17 11

So people are assuming things. Well, I will too. Mabye she cheated on him?!

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lakelife 0

Take those embarrassing nude photos I'm sure he sent to your phone and post them on his wall

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missalice0306 19

You know it wasn't meant to be if he dumps you on facebook :(

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BadSuerte 0

I would've kept the key. Yesss.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Keep the key and when he asks for it back just swallow it haha.

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